When my friend @yourepretty asked the internet…
I jumped into action. I responded with the only sensible answer…
Why does this make me an amazing friend? It’s simple. With my simple 10 characters, I not only gave licence to @yourepretty to have cookies for dinner, I also gave her someone to blame if she felt bad about it/herself later. It’s obviously my fault, as I suggested it.
As such, I’m an amazing friend.
* Please note, she did not take my advice, and instead had Thai.