Apparently Australia made a K-9 show. They redesigned K-9 and he looks horrible. I’m afraid, but HERE WE GO! I hope the theme is as good as K-9 and Company.
Well, I pressed play, and it is not.
Regeneration
Apparently this takes place in 2050.
RoboCop!
Close the door behind you.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
K-9 is adorable.
The professor has a condition and can’t leave his house? And he’s played by a Canadian? Why didn’t they get Don McKellar to play this character?
The floating regenerated K-9 is terrible. He looks like a cartoon.
They should bath Richard Starkey so he doesn’t smell for the Ninja Turtles.
That felt like a very abrupt ending.
“The dark ages, London 2010.” You’re off by 10 years.
Liberation
Ahh, a moving photo of a woman giggling, seems like RoboCop.
I don’t get what Ringo is doing to the fence post to free London from fascist overlords.
The Korven
The animation is horrible.
Gryffen has a lovely house.
Not a boy.
The Bounty Hunter
Okay, this is so bad. I can’t do this. I’m going to, instead disperse it amongst some other content, so I’m not watching a full season of this garbage.
The way this show is edited, makes me feel like none of it was shot at the same time. Especially Darius’ lines.
Sirens of Ceres
Police violence is apparently what Ringo is fighting, but all he does is shoot video. He has a doggy with lasers.
Zoom education is apparently still a thing in 30 years.
Fear Itself
I don’t understand the point of Darius. He’s just an asshole, is rude to everyone, at first I thought he was just protective of the wacky professor, but he hates him, too.
Fall of the House of Gryffen
Oh, that’s harsh K-9!
Jaws of Orthrus
So much totalitarianism in the UK in 2050.
When you delete an app on your computer, why would it also delete an hour of logs at the same time? That seems like a bad idea. Maybe you want logs as to why something was deleted?
“Don’t you think he’d have a different number, like K-10?” Then it’s not a pun.
Dream-Eaters
The dream in a dream was terrible.
There was a clown horn and all I can think about is Tig Notaro.
You have to wear a tinfoil hat, or if you’re a girl, tinfoil dreads.
I got the electric sheep thing.
Curse of Anubis
Wow, the British really hate aliens.
Hahaha! The Egyptian aliens bowing to K-9.
Darius, read the room. Hostile aliens are giving w to K-9, maybe don’t mock him and the aliens.
Oroborus
People should believe their friends.
Alien Avatar
Didn’t we have an episode where they said people don’t listen to music anymore, and yet there she is listening to music on her iPod and singing along.
And yet they have ballet, I’m confused by future London.
Aeolian
There’s no music, but this kid is playing an electric guitar. Also, it’s making me hate Darius more. I also really hate Jorjie.
Well, now I feel bad for hating Jorjie, she’s dying under a collapsed ceiling.
Oh god, Darius and Jorjie are hooking up.
Is that alien dressed as Prince? Ƭ̵̬̊
“What is love?
Well, that’s done. Praise be!