Ben Gunning
Went to see Ben Gunning last night, he was releasing his second solo record, Mal De Mer. He played the complete record. For more photos, click here.
Lyrics Volume 4: Misheard Lyrics
For Volume 1, click here. For Volume 2, click here. For Volume 3, click here. In this edition of Lyrics, we’re going to discuss my favourite misheard lyrics. Back in 1999, Thrush Hermit released their defining record, Clayton Park. During the opening track, they had what is perhaps the best lyric. If I were Phyllis, I’d take a bullet and impress my friends. Who is this Phyllis chick that randomly takes bullets to impress her friends. I’d like to know a bird like that. Turns out it was: If I was fearless, I’d take a bullet and impress my friends. Not nearly as awesome. Next we have a song by… Read More »Lyrics Volume 4: Misheard Lyrics
Lyrics volume 3
For volume 1, click here. For volume 2, click here. On Friday night I went to see $100 at the Horseshoe Tavern, and I knew right then that I should include them in this ongoing series of awesome lyrics. With only one album, one EP, and two seven inch records in their limited catalogue, there’s not much to choose from, but the it seems nearly every song has something worth talking about. Whether it’s songs about the hostile relationship between mother and her transexual son, self-righteous men who impose their beliefs on a lesbian couple, suicide on the TTC, or sloppy lovers, it’s easy to find something to talk about.… Read More »Lyrics volume 3
Nicknames
Listen here, I’ve just had it up to here with this stupid nickname, and it has to stop. I know, I know, you guys think it’s funny, but no, no, it’s not, it really isn’t. From now on whenever one of you decides to call me by that incessant nickname, I’ll call you by a stupider nickname, isn’t that right Colonel Spicy Bottom? So if you see this vein a-poppin, Suzy, I don’t want you off daydreaming about that boy you met in the malt shop, getting your panties in a bunch, wondering, “does he? doesn’t he? does he? doesn’t he? does he? doesn’t he?” Well I can tell you,… Read More »Nicknames
If I Were A Rich Man
Courtesy of Chromewaves, I’m now aware of a cover by Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields singing “If I Were A Rich Man” from Fiddler on the Roof. [wpaudio url=”http://www.chromewaves.net/mp3/radio/MagneticFields-IfIWereARichMan.mp3″ text=”Stephin Merritt – If I Were A Rich Man”] http://www.chromewaves.net/mp3/radio/MagneticFields-IfIWereARichMan.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Oh No, Forest Fires
When you socialize with a specific group of friends, you can often feel like the entire world is a part of your insular group. When I’m sitting in a bar with a bunch of music nerds, talking about Rural Alberta Advantage or Julie Doiron, it seems like everyone should and does know about these bands. I take it for granted that I can easily make conversation in my circle of friends and mention countless bands without any need for explanation or context. Yet, I was phased when I walked out of my apartment building, and overheard a couple talking about Oh No, Forest Fires.
Midnight Slushies
My friends and I have the strangest traditions. Years and years and years ago, I was working in a hell hole at Dupont & Christie and living up in Thornhill (with Mommy & Daddy). I decided it was time to leave Thornhick, and move to the city-proper. Taking public transit from Bayview and 7 was a pain in the ass. I found a place at St. Clair and Bathurst, which meant I could walk to work. I was really excited about that. I was also excited for a large number of other things… one of those things I mentioned to my then-coworker Graeme was the prospect of Midnight Slushies from… Read More »Midnight Slushies
Domain
So, this is hosted at anklewicz.com, and I’m thinking that the content of this, it might not be the best way to sell it. I’d keep anklewicz.com, and have it redirect to a new domain, and continue to be my primary domain. So I’m thinking of classic songs (in my mind, ie, ’90s Canadian indie rock) and using titles for the domain. Unfortunately sweetrelease.com is not available. I want opinions. 400metres.com cutmythroat.com everythingwritesitself.com ferdinanddesaussure.com neverhadtofight.com reasonwhyimshy.com secretforjulie.com songsforthegang.com waitingforslowsongs.com waitingforsloansongs.com
$100
I just got home from The Horseshoe, where I saw $100, for the fourth time. I’ve seen them in many modes. When I first saw them at the Music Gallery, opening for Rick White, they were a two-piece of Ian Russell (Guitar) and Simone Schmidt (vocals). Since then, they’ve rounded out their numbers and now perform as a seven-piece. Apparently Rick White was so impressed by the band, that he asked to record their album. I was so impressed that after their set, I went to the back of the church and purchased their EP. I then later saw them opening for Eric’s Trip at the Mod Club, it seems… Read More »$100
Vistek Part II
First off, I should say the tripod arrived the next day. I also got a call from “Paul” making sure it arrived, again thanking and apologizing to me. I also just received this email. Hi Adam, I’m the Project Manager at Vistek and I also head up Customer Relations. I have been working here for over 15 years and most of my years here were as Ron’s Executive Assistant. I have handled many transactions for Ron’s customers including Leo Baeck Day School. I was informed about your experience at Vistek and as I’m still shocked about the entire incident, I’m writing to apologize to you. I am truly sorry that… Read More »Vistek Part II